Sunday 4 September 2011

Holiday!

Much to the true nature of myself i've booked a holiday for me, myself and Mr B
 If your nosey we're going to the Marhaba Beach hotel, Sousse, Tunisia. All inclusive, 7nts £299 per person. BOOM. So I initially went in to see what star the hotel was, and left with a receipt. =/  oh well, lifes to short.

So til November 16th I'll be obsessing over my weight I think it's a achievable goal. As yesterday I consumed a years worth of Cantonese and nibbles and alcohol from 1:30 and i'm starving now. So I've sent Mr B out into the wild to catch me a bacon roll, and a greggs hot chocolate. Yes greggs do hot chocolate. And without a doubt it is the nicest hot chocolate in the world...... next to Costa.. But for a fraction of the price.

 And I love a good bargain me. Mr B is desperate for a denim jacket, so anyone that can point us in the right direction it would be much appreciated =].

I am officially skint now though, so today I will be mostly playing Driver, Zombies and possibly crash Bandicoot.

Also, can anyone recommend a book, nothing to dramatic, or long winded or difficult. Or sweet and innocent. I've discovered I like books about mental people that are interesting. Or comedys... Not to into full on fantasties like Twilight but ya never know. Nothing main stream. I've never read a book on my own terms in my life but I want one to take on holiday. Not that i'll finish it like. It takes me forever to read. And if i get into it in a couple years I might get a kindle.... but lets not get ahead of ourselves.

Comments below.

Twinkle-Bell!






Thursday 1 September 2011

Friday, Friday!?

Yes, I'm aware it's Thursday.

My gum is sore. My womb is redecorating and i'm watching a programme about 9/11..

On a serious note, I wretch watching the 'jumpers' but to cheer everyone up... the majority of those that jumped would of been dead before they hit the ground through shock.

On a lighter note I'm addicted to water bottles. and not the drinking ones...i guess you could drink from a hot water bottle, but it wouldn't taste very nice.

Another film for you all to flock to the local theatrical centre to see.

Also a app I rate this week is Pretty Pet Salon. Addictive but hard gives my finger cramp.

This is only a short blog.. fortunately I can cover with quality not quantity... however this blog carries neither but that's not important. At least I contributed today. I feel a rant coming on tomorrow about something trivial.

Oh no, here we go. I'm getting so irritated by people forgetting 'if it ain't broke. don't fix it' everything has an update or a new cover or a new bit that flips out. 60watt bulbs aren't being sold any more. Why that's backwards, they are BETTER than the energy efficient ones. We live in such a disposable world, nothing holds value any more. Thats why people riot, thats why people are frustrated, thats why we crave fame, to have more money to throw away on tat.

What are your thoughts of the day?

Wednesday 31 August 2011

Porn!

Well ;] that got your attention.

Now for the good bit. BEEF & FRUIT PIES
Neither of which I like. However what I did find particularly tickerling was my sisters activities on the weekend. For obvious reasons I cannot tell you what she did.... but here are some help hints in the form of childlike bedtime story.

Once upon a time there was a princess,
Who upset the evil knight,
By calling him a nasty name, so the evil knight,
Chased the princess to a far away land.
Telling her never to return.


I hope those images have given you a good idea. So what else. Today I've been thinking about tattoos a lot. I know what I want, but I can't find a very good design.. which is either a good or bad thing. It's either it's unique or so shit no one else wants it.

Also it's far to cold. I want to go on holiday and stroke a turtle. Thats not a euphemism Or scuba dive. That could be cool, well it's good in theory but I've never worn those goggles and not gotten water let it. Plus you looked fucking stupid.  It's probably an idea to say, its a good plan to trace each sentence with the cursor so you don't miss my images... otherwise this blog is fairly dull. As we all know pictures tell a thousand words... Literally

Because I like scary shit... Have a good evening


Mwah! Twinkle-Bell xxxx

Tuesday 30 August 2011

Learning=Fun

Well hello there,
 I think i'm going to write this like a letter, a letter to you. How sweet of me, I promise that it will be the nicest thing I do today. So lets begin I hope my musing will teach everyone a lesson. In actual fact I'll play in reverse.
1. Never tell a police to 'fuck off' as our friends on Cops with Cameras can testify, it is a VERY bad idea if you don't want you head stood on, or pepper spray in your eyes.

On that note, I feel it's appropriate to mention. I don't like pepper, not Sammy Pepper, he's tolerable. But real pepper in any shape or form, Peppercorn is officially the worst. Also Corn on the Cob is balls too. And not balls to the wall awesome.

Also this Ikea advert is idiotic. Have you ever tried to throw anything from Ikea...however the compulsion of my mother to throw a pillow at my dad is Hilary Arse. I love Compare the Meerkat, Meerkat. But not Meerkat Manor.... One died the other day. The Guzzle Puzzle 'Marry' advert is 2011 gold. As is Jammie Dodgers Break Dance.

Suddenly I've forgotten why I started this, I promise I had a train of thought.. To appease this lull have a gander at this , the simple things eh.

So I've had many thoughts today, mainly about myself as egotistical as that is, it's not without purpose. Sometimes it's good to reflect on yourself, and self worth.Such thoughts as, what I'd look like with one eye. Or covered head to toe in tattoo's. Or if I made a freakish career out of being able to consume socks. All particularly bizarre, but then it was cold and rained so I stopped thinking. And asked my immune system to protect me.

Lastly, I wish
I had invented something
But none of these
As much as the title says 'awesome' none of these things are.
Especially the head bag... that's just stupid.



Gdnite! Twinkle-Bell