Well ;] that got your attention.
Now for the good bit. BEEF & FRUIT PIES
Neither of which I like. However what I did find particularly tickerling was my sisters activities on the weekend. For obvious reasons I cannot tell you what she did.... but here are some help hints in the form of childlike bedtime story.
Once upon a time there was a princess,
Who upset the evil knight,
By calling him a nasty name, so the evil knight,
Chased the princess to a far away land.
Telling her never to return.
I hope those images have given you a good idea. So what else. Today I've been thinking about tattoos a lot. I know what I want, but I can't find a very good design.. which is either a good or bad thing. It's either it's unique or so shit no one else wants it.
Also it's far to cold. I want to go on holiday and stroke a turtle. Thats not a euphemism Or scuba dive. That could be cool, well it's good in theory but I've never worn those goggles and not gotten water let it. Plus you looked fucking stupid. It's probably an idea to say, its a good plan to trace each sentence with the cursor so you don't miss my images... otherwise this blog is fairly dull. As we all know pictures tell a thousand words... Literally
Because I like scary shit... Have a good evening
Mwah! Twinkle-Bell xxxx
Wednesday 31 August 2011
Tuesday 30 August 2011
Learning=Fun
Well hello there,
I think i'm going to write this like a letter, a letter to you. How sweet of me, I promise that it will be the nicest thing I do today. So lets begin I hope my musing will teach everyone a lesson. In actual fact I'll play in reverse.
1. Never tell a police to 'fuck off' as our friends on Cops with Cameras can testify, it is a VERY bad idea if you don't want you head stood on, or pepper spray in your eyes.
On that note, I feel it's appropriate to mention. I don't like pepper, not Sammy Pepper, he's tolerable. But real pepper in any shape or form, Peppercorn is officially the worst. Also Corn on the Cob is balls too. And not balls to the wall awesome.
Also this Ikea advert is idiotic. Have you ever tried to throw anything from Ikea...however the compulsion of my mother to throw a pillow at my dad is Hilary Arse. I love Compare the Meerkat, Meerkat. But not Meerkat Manor.... One died the other day. The Guzzle Puzzle 'Marry' advert is 2011 gold. As is Jammie Dodgers Break Dance.
Suddenly I've forgotten why I started this, I promise I had a train of thought.. To appease this lull have a gander at this , the simple things eh.
So I've had many thoughts today, mainly about myself as egotistical as that is, it's not without purpose. Sometimes it's good to reflect on yourself, and self worth.Such thoughts as, what I'd look like with one eye. Or covered head to toe in tattoo's. Or if I made a freakish career out of being able to consume socks. All particularly bizarre, but then it was cold and rained so I stopped thinking. And asked my immune system to protect me.
Lastly, I wish
I had invented something
But none of these
As much as the title says 'awesome' none of these things are.
Especially the head bag... that's just stupid.
Gdnite! Twinkle-Bell
I think i'm going to write this like a letter, a letter to you. How sweet of me, I promise that it will be the nicest thing I do today. So lets begin I hope my musing will teach everyone a lesson. In actual fact I'll play in reverse.
1. Never tell a police to 'fuck off' as our friends on Cops with Cameras can testify, it is a VERY bad idea if you don't want you head stood on, or pepper spray in your eyes.
On that note, I feel it's appropriate to mention. I don't like pepper, not Sammy Pepper, he's tolerable. But real pepper in any shape or form, Peppercorn is officially the worst. Also Corn on the Cob is balls too. And not balls to the wall awesome.
Also this Ikea advert is idiotic. Have you ever tried to throw anything from Ikea...however the compulsion of my mother to throw a pillow at my dad is Hilary Arse. I love Compare the Meerkat, Meerkat. But not Meerkat Manor.... One died the other day. The Guzzle Puzzle 'Marry' advert is 2011 gold. As is Jammie Dodgers Break Dance.
Suddenly I've forgotten why I started this, I promise I had a train of thought.. To appease this lull have a gander at this , the simple things eh.
So I've had many thoughts today, mainly about myself as egotistical as that is, it's not without purpose. Sometimes it's good to reflect on yourself, and self worth.Such thoughts as, what I'd look like with one eye. Or covered head to toe in tattoo's. Or if I made a freakish career out of being able to consume socks. All particularly bizarre, but then it was cold and rained so I stopped thinking. And asked my immune system to protect me.
Lastly, I wish
I had invented something
But none of these
As much as the title says 'awesome' none of these things are.
Especially the head bag... that's just stupid.
Gdnite! Twinkle-Bell
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