Porn!

Well ;] that got your attention.

Now for the good bit. BEEF & FRUIT PIES
Neither of which I like. However what I did find particularly tickerling was my sisters activities on the weekend. For obvious reasons I cannot tell you what she did.... but here are some help hints in the form of childlike bedtime story.

Once upon a time there was a princess,
Who upset the evil knight,
By calling him a nasty name, so the evil knight,
Chased the princess to a far away land.
Telling her never to return.


I hope those images have given you a good idea. So what else. Today I've been thinking about tattoos a lot. I know what I want, but I can't find a very good design.. which is either a good or bad thing. It's either it's unique or so shit no one else wants it.

Also it's far to cold. I want to go on holiday and stroke a turtle. Thats not a euphemism Or scuba dive. That could be cool, well it's good in theory but I've never worn those goggles and not gotten water let it. Plus you looked fucking stupid.  It's probably an idea to say, its a good plan to trace each sentence with the cursor so you don't miss my images... otherwise this blog is fairly dull. As we all know pictures tell a thousand words... Literally

Because I like scary shit... Have a good evening


Mwah! Twinkle-Bell xxxx